'They Have This in North Korea'

School Uniforms Coming to Lordship, Chapel

“Yea, they have this in North Korea. Maybe we can get the students some long streamers or even a big red ball that they can exercise with while listening to morning announcements from some dictatorial ruler next” – 

“What if we need a second bin? 2 kids, 4 cats and a dog lead to a lot of garbage.” –

My Healthcare—and Yours—Hangs in the Balance

“Give women the right to vote and this is the madness you get.” –

Alcohol Possibly Involved in 11-Person Car Crash

“Ahhh, remember the good 'ol days when the Darien kids would just spray-paint our athletic fields. Apparently now they're running a drunk shuttle but didn't get the memo that someone sober is supposed to drive. This could have been a serious tragedy.” -

What Has Danbury Done About the Homeless?

“No one can end homelessness - this seems to be the sticking point most people don't understand. You can provide all the shelters/assistance in the world, but the people have a choice to use them or not.” -

Newtown Budget Fails Again by 19 Votes

“Even my kids get it on the fourth NO - No means no - 0 increase! Did you hear us this time?” –

Fairfield Superintendent Gets 2% Raise, Bonus

"If the students lose a single program after the BOE does this the residents should start a petition to have the ENTIRE Board of Education removed from office. (I would also be in favor of a good old fashioned New England tar & feather party!!)" -